Your name is JAKI. You love movies. ALL MOVIES. You would describe your taste in film as ECLECTIC, but in truth, it isn't much less than TOTALLY INDISCRIMINATE. You bluster frequently of exuberance for FIREARMS and FISTICUFFS and ADVENTURE, though have no human company with which to share these interests. But who needs chums, when you can enjoy a top notch gander of your CERULEAN BLUE HUNKS, HUBBA HUBBA. You're known to be found with your nose in a COMIC BOOK OR TWO, not that it makes you a nerd or anything, like you even CARE about that! Not a gent of your PANACHE AND SWAGGER, qualities which you would BANDY WITH APLOMB on your globe-spanning adventures, HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING. You would love to travel around the world, toppling any SACRED URNS you encountered. You'd be tickled by the opportunity to defile HALLOWED TOMBS everywhere, raiding them of their treasures. And how you'd give your RIGHT LEG for a shot at desecrating THE SHIT out of some real life MYSTIC RUINS for their byzantine wares. Luckily for your limb, there is a dandy set of such ruins nearby, and you desecrate them quite frequently! You are also troubled to contemplate FRIGHTENING FAUNA, and plagued daily by their regrettable REALNESS ATTRIBUTE.
What else? You sure like to WRESTLE. Did you mention FISTICUFFS yet? You know, SCRUMS AND WHATNOT. Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE.
What will you do?
"Golly gee willigers! I might as well explore the world!"
AKA:
grandma egbert juniormom
Title
Page of Hope
Age
16 (December 1st, 1995)
Screen Name
golgothasTerror
Typing Style
No capitalization after the first letter of a sentence. No apostrophes only terminal punctuation. Tends to use asterisks when *emphasizing* something. Also encases actions in asterisks and uses emoticons with asterisks. Also tends to CAPITALIZE for emphasis. SOMETIMES EVEN CAPITALIZES AN ENTIRE SENTENCE. Frequently employs antiquated vocabulary.
Strife Specibi:
2xPistolkind
Fetch Modus:
Puzzle
Live(s) in:
A jungle on a pacific island
Planet:
Land of Mounds and Xenon
Likes:
Skulls, All Movies, Cerulean Hunks, Fisticuffs, Adventure, Firearms
Hates:
Peanuts (allergic)